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i'm leah, a 22 year old marketing student who firmly believes that everything a person needs to be successful in life can be learned by watching sherlock, reading homestuck and being a loud ass feminist. life's too short to be anything but happy.

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holymotherofrowling:

I decided to make a post in an attempt to explain white privilege, something I’m finally attempting to become aware of:

Based on a brilliant post by zorascreation

Imagine it is 100 years after the Wizarding War.  Prejudice against Muggleborns has been prevalent even before the War.  During the War, Muggleborns were rounded up, forced to register with the government, sent to prison, and often killed purely for being Muggleborn. 

Fast forward, imagine Muggleborns have fought hard to establish greater legal rights in their society.  They are now protected from some forms of discrimination.

However, prejudice against Muggleborns still runs rampant.  They still are oppressed in society.  The “Mudblood” word is still used in an attempt to hurt them. Trying to take back the slur “Mudblood,” Muggleborns have begun reclaiming it.  They also have begun asking for more legal protections - legal protections that will not fix their oppression, that will not even make them close to as powerful as purebloods are - but will make the gap between Muggleborns and Purebloods in wizarding society a little bit smaller.  Some Muggleborns may react in anger to their oppression - they might call purebloods Death Eaters or make up a word (but no word they can ever create will be half as hurtful as the word “Mudblood” - the word people like them were oppressed with)

However, this does not please some purebloods.  How dare the Muggleborns ask for protections?  How dare it be okay for Muggleborns to say “Mudblood,” when for Purebloods it would be considered offensive?  They are angry.  They make up a word for something they call “bloodism.”  They put it in their dictionaries, and they define it as “the belief that any blood purity level is better than or should be treated different than another one.”

“Ha,” they say to the Muggleborns,  ”You’re just being bloodist.  You believe your blood purity level has characteristics that mean you deserve to be treated then us.”  The Muggleborns are confused.  After all, purebloods created the entire system of bloodism that now pervades wizarding society in the first place.  The purebloods point to their definition, ignoring the fact that they created that definition in the first place, saying, “You’re just being reverse bloodist.  We’re all the same, really.  You should just be blood-blind.”

(via neighborly)


posted 17 minutes ago with 79 notes (originally from holymotherofrowling)

jerrymojo2:

Who cares about the democrats and republicans these days? Vote John Egbert.
Hope is overrated, vote NOPE!

jerrymojo2:

Who cares about the democrats and republicans these days? Vote John Egbert.

Hope is overrated, vote NOPE!

(via incessantlyphlegmatic)


posted 45 minutes ago with 18 notes (originally from jerrymojo2)
#hee #homestuck

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posted 1 hour ago with 120 notes (originally from iwonderiftheresbeeronthesun)
#mst3k #beautiful

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posted 1 hour ago with 8,139 notes (originally from charlieisverycoollike)

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balls people are sitting behind me in lecture turn down the brightness so they can’t read my porn


posted 2 hours ago with 1 note
#real life shit

farisbueller:

felicefawn:

The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.

up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are

(via sherlocks)


posted 2 hours ago with 12,750 notes (originally from felicefawn)

haikari:

Based on the ones done by flannpyrope, I decided to make an apology from Bro to Dave.
I will make a neater less sloppy one later.
Edit: Holy Shit people. Holy fuck. This has reached over 500 notes in under an hour. My previous highest was 37. Holy shit.
I feel like I should be saying some kind of speech or something. :I
I honestly wasn’t expecting for this to get THIS much attention. I was expecting to show this to my friend Britt, who would go boohoo so many feels and then be done with it. I wrote this because it played into something the Bro I roleplay would do if he was given the chance…

haikari:

Based on the ones done by flannpyrope, I decided to make an apology from Bro to Dave.

I will make a neater less sloppy one later.

Edit: Holy Shit people. Holy fuck. This has reached over 500 notes in under an hour. My previous highest was 37. Holy shit.

I feel like I should be saying some kind of speech or something. :I

I honestly wasn’t expecting for this to get THIS much attention. I was expecting to show this to my friend Britt, who would go boohoo so many feels and then be done with it. I wrote this because it played into something the Bro I roleplay would do if he was given the chance…


posted 3 hours ago with 1,096 notes (originally from haikari)
#WHY #WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS #homestuck #bro feels


There is a Colonial woman on the wing! I saw her! There’s something they’re not telling us! She was churning butter!

There is a Colonial woman on the wing! I saw her! There’s something they’re not telling us! She was churning butter!

(via neighborly)


posted 3 hours ago with 2,270 notes (originally from ohbambibamboo)

what’s the least awkward way to explain to your roommate that she has to wash the outsides of dishes too 


posted 3 hours ago with 1 note
#real life shit