it’s impossible for you to understand how much i love my sister
oh my god sitting through magic vent boy’s space magic bullshit is so much more infuriating when audrey’s definitely going to ask me to explain this fuckery
oh my glob
audrey loves edi SO MUCH
she’s been gearing up for the whole game, wanting to get the ‘best ending,’ where she survives
she is never going to be able to choose the red space magic D:
audrey before the final push on earth:
everyone keeps offering me drinks. i’m going to get SO WASTED when this is over
beahbeah:
audrey thinks she’s going to stay faithful to kaidan when she plays me2
oh my sweet summer child
reblogging to tell everyone that not only did audrey romance thane in me2
she juggled both hospitalized men for the first act of me3 because she knew thane was going to die so she could just smooch kaidan once thane was out of the picture
audrey is a badass bitch
my sister has a mass effect problem
she gave her shepard pink hair in me3
and ended up loving the way it looks
so now we are dying her hair to match her shepard
I’M SO PROUD
it gives me such perverse satisfaction when audrey has mass effect anxiety that i know leads to nothing
KEEP SWEATING ABOUT KALROS
YOU ARE GOING TO THANK EVERY GOD FOR HER EXISTENCE
ahahaa oh god audrey just did grunt’s mission in me3
she was FURIOUS with me for telling her that the best ending comes with her sending aralakh team to help save the rachni queen (bc she had done grunt’s loyalty mission so he had plot armor) once she saw him fighting the rachni reapers alone
‘YOU PROMISED ME GRUNT WOULDN’T DIE, YOU SAID IT DEPENDS’
and i’m an asshole so i said ‘THERE’S A WAR ON AUDREY’
and she cried her face off watching him fight the ravagers, like actual real weeping
so i gave her fudge to make up for her sadness
she was insulting me and blaming me for grunt’s ‘death’
until he stumbled back out just before shep and co got on the shuttle
and she was like OH MY GOD
IF GRUNT DIED I WOULD NEVER FORGIVE THIS GAME
so she ate more fudge saying “i slobbered on this while i was crying, i’m just going to eat those parts”
i ended up giving her the whole fudge because that is a traumatic experience and i’m not actually the most horrible sister ever
