Shoebills look very scary from the front
But from other angles…
once I got surgery and I was on really strong medication and my mom was upstairs but I wanted soup so I got a pan (not a pot) and put the soup in and everything was going fine but once it was ready I decided to dump it on the ground instead of in a bowl and when i realized what I had done i sat down and cried and my mom came downstairs and saw me laying on the floor sobbing in a puddle of soup
she laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom to avoid peeing in her pants
when people follow all of ur friends except for u
"boys dont like it when-"
“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.
*middle aged white man voice* get a load of this guy
she wears short shorts
i wear pant pants
in the future the whole “astronaut/cosmonaut” distinction will be one of those little linguistic oddities that show up on trivia cards and on 22nd century family game night everyone will have a good hearty chuckle at the silly names we used to call moonquistadors