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being 20+ on tumblr
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
Do you ever make a text post and then suddenly your dash goes completely dead and your text post just sits at the top for a solid 5 minutes, like everyone just stopped blogging to look at your incredibly dumb text post in absolute disbelief.
I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos
But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures
musical chairs is like the original game of thrones
homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
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a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL CARESS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME