Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.
I may look like a 6 now but with hair and makeup ima 20 and I will fuck ur father
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
"you want some of my trail mix?" you mean do i want some m&ms with obstacles.
and the oscar for best picture goes to……damn, space jam again?!? 10th year in a row
Shoebills look very scary from the front
But from other angles…
once I got surgery and I was on really strong medication and my mom was upstairs but I wanted soup so I got a pan (not a pot) and put the soup in and everything was going fine but once it was ready I decided to dump it on the ground instead of in a bowl and when i realized what I had done i sat down and cried and my mom came downstairs and saw me laying on the floor sobbing in a puddle of soup
she laughed so hard she had to run to the bathroom to avoid peeing in her pants
when people follow all of ur friends except for u
"boys dont like it when-"
“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.