Headcanon: Abed only got his job at SHIELD as a spousal benefit when they recruited Troy for their gadgets division
Evidence, incontrovertible: When everything else in Fury’s car was broken, what was still 100% operational? THE AIR CONDITIONING.
Bunny, related: Abed meets Sam while visiting Troy in the hospital and explains to him, scene by scene, why he is definitely the lead in a romcom, not the sidekick in an action movie.
au meme: nick miller and britta perry are in a relationship. chaos ensues. v2.0
# THEIR RELATIONSHIP WOULD BE FUELED BY BOOZE AND RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE (DON’T TRUST YOUR GOVERNMENT, KIDS) # I BET SHE’D GET HIM OBSESSED WITH CAT VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE # EVENTUALLY JESS, WINSTON, SCHMIDT, AND CECE WOULD HAVE TO SIT HIM DOWN AND HAVE AN INTERVENTION
I’m lonely because he’s not learning Excel
I’m dying because he’s not learning Excel
Like the sailors, who smoke cigarettes on the canal
But Excel won’t be learned today
My thoughts are French…
seriously the best Community scene