Hell is full of flatscreen TVs playing a loop of Teagan dancing for Connor
I imaging Ax running a food blog and then losing a bunch of followers because he periodically posts pictures of cigarette butts and engine oil.
Can we have a moment to hope to all that matters that Marius and Cosette didn’t go the Harry Potter route and named their kids after dead people.
“Enjolras Courfeyrac Jehan Grantaire Pontmercy, you were named after three of the bravest people I knew, and one of the drunkest.”
“It’s quite a situation you’ve got yourself in here, Derek. I mean I’m out of commission for a few weeks and…”
“argents” is the new “dinkleberg”.
how did people think Kaidan was straight