humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

2 weeks ago  +  51,730 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort

brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

2 weeks ago  +  36,783 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort  #harry potter

faramireowyn:

Typical Thorin

faramireowyn:

Typical Thorin

3 weeks ago  +  9,901 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort  #the hobbit  #tolkien  #thorin oakenshield

3 weeks ago  +  42,225 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort

punkerbella:

adulthood is not knowing what day it is but knowing you have to work

1 month ago  +  600 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

1 month ago  +  121,355 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort  #captain america

harleys:

lalondes:

striders:

egberts:

true pain is a canon url with an s at the end.

i feel you

so true

yeah…

1 month ago  +  13,715 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]

1 month ago  +  20,612 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort  #btvs

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

image

1 month ago  +  78,546 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort  #gotg  #mcu  #marvel  #comics

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

doing the lord’s work

1 month ago  +  19,918 notes  ( source, via )
tagged as:  #snort  #chris pratt