jaclcfrost:

reading fics is basically like

  • heal what has been hurt
  • change the fates’ design
  • save what has been lost
  • bring back what once was mine
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tagged as:  #snort  #fanfiction

outofcontextdnd:

Ranger: “I ready my bow”
Fighter: “I ready my blade”
Cleric: “I walk blindly forward!”

-party’s reaction upon finding a dark, scary, and probably haunted corridor

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tagged as:  #snort  #dnd

connorstomacock:

sten is so fucking confusing but I love him so much every single conversation is just

"what were you doing in that cage??"

"sitting"

"you’re the silent type huh"

"yes"

"just tell me"

"I did"

image

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tagged as:  #snort  #dragon age  #sten

massdragoneffect:

Goddamn right they do

massdragoneffect:

Goddamn right they do

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tagged as:  #snort  #dragon age

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

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brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

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tagged as:  #snort  #harry potter

faramireowyn:

Typical Thorin

faramireowyn:

Typical Thorin

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tagged as:  #snort  #the hobbit  #tolkien  #thorin oakenshield

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tagged as:  #snort

punkerbella:

adulthood is not knowing what day it is but knowing you have to work

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cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

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tagged as:  #snort  #captain america