DO YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED MORE THAN ANYTHING
I NEED A KEVIN TRAN EPISODE THAT’S BASICALLY HOME ALONE
SAM AND DEAN HAVE GONE OFF ON A HUNT
KEVIN STAYS AT THE BUNKER TO DO SOME RESEARCH
AND THEN MONSTERS HAPPEN
AND HE HAS TO COME UP WITH WACKY TRAPS TO CATCH/KILL THEM
AND THERE’S A MOMENT WHEN DEAN REALIZES THAT SOMETHING’S WRONG AND YELLS “KEVIN!!” JUST LIKE IN HOME ALONE
IT NEEDS TO BE THE CHRISTMAS EPISODE
How could I not reblog this
Dean/Cas; NC17; 31,000 words.
Romantic comedy AU: in which Dean is a waiter in a strip club and meets Cas when he comes in as part of a bachelor/bachelorette party.
“Nobody helping you out? Your friends at the club seemed uh, friendly. Mostly.”
Dean shifts on the couch arm and catches Sam standing in the doorway, watching him. He mouths ‘What?’ at him and gets an incredulous look in reply.
“Somewhat, yes. They’re busy too, of course. But I’m meeting some very interesting people on the bus.”
“Ha. Interesting defined as deeply dist-” There’s a ripped piece of paper waving in his face, attached to Sam’s hand, which is attached to Sam’s arm, which is attached to Sam’s bitch-face. The paper reads ‘ENGAGED’ in big block letters. “-turbing?”
Dean grabs for the paper but misses, so he doesn’t catch the first part of Cas’ words. “-ed Ethan who likes prolonged hugging and telling strangers about his flashlight collection. You wouldn’t define that as interesting?”
“I’d define that as ‘take a cab from now on’. So, uh…” If this were a regular business-buddy conversation, now would be the time when the awkward goodbyes start happening. “So what’s next on your list?”
“I have an appointment today to try cake flavors at a place called ‘Tart’. I’d assumed it was a question of choosing between chocolate and vanilla, but apparently it’s more involved.”
“I know that place! Downtown, right? They do these awesome little cream-filled cinnamon things, they’re so fucking good, like if sex was a pastry.” Dean breaks off as he grabs for the paper that’s flapping in his face again. It still reads ‘ENGAGED’ but now ‘TO BE MARRIED’ has been added underneath. “You gotta try one.” He walks to the kitchen, going the long way around to avoid his brother’s silent frame.
“I- I will. Definitely.”
“Cool. Look, I’m heading downtown sometime to get groceries.” Sam, the nosy bastard, followed him and is standing in the door again, face stormy. Dean ignores him. “I could give you a lift, it’s not really out of the way.”
“Really? That is, yes. I’d like that. It’s at two, will that work for you?”
“Sure, two works.” The fucking paper is back again, crinkling in Sam’s grip. Now it reads ‘ENGAGED, TO BE MARRIED, AT A WEDDING’. Dean’s ready this time, though, and rips most of it away from his brother. It crumples satisfyingly in his fist. “I’ll pick you up at half past one.”
Eeeeee I adore this fic. Dean and Cas are so cute, and I love the writing. Also, it’s very hot. And Sam is funny.
I feel like this is a pretty well-known fic? But I hadn’t read it before. IT’S MARVELOUS.
THIS WAS TWO YEARS AGO TODAY. stephanie let’s read it again and be really inconsolable okay good
and on the 8th day God created Dean Winchester and from the back of the room a deep voice shouted DIBS
i swear we were idjits
it isn’t about two males getting together, it’s about the fact that if cas were in a female vessel, their relationship would have begun 3 seasons ago
i’m not a shipper but there is absolutely no way to deny this
that’s it. that’s the show.