i wish the netflicks had a ‘random’ button within a show so like if i know that i want to watch 30 rock but i don’t want to look at every episode description i can just trust in netflicks’ wisdom to show me something good

1 hour ago  +  10 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar

i bleached my roots and i feel exactly like switch from the matrix

2 hours ago  +  5 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #TOPICAL REFERENCES!!!  #i need inexplicable white leather pants and a floor length white leather trench STAT

peach asked about autumn traditions and i love talking about myself too much to keep it to the reply box so here we go!

2 hours ago  +  6 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #dalishpeach  #peach tag  #there's another cute corn maze/pumpkin hunting place that is geared toward kids  #but my meatspace bffs and i have been going since high school  #and  #it's  #great  #food cw

my hobbies include freaking out every time i eat popcorn bc i work in dental insurance and i have come across too many horror stories of people who got kernels all up in their gums

1 day ago  +  8 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #it's not pretty  #floss your teeth after you eat popcorn okay  #and don't eat unpopped kernels if you have dental issues bc it's like the most common procedure in the world  #to put a crown on a tooth that someone broke eating unpopped kernels  #enjoy your popcorn but be good to your teeth  #food cw

i’m sick and i’m working from home but i’m not getting anything done bc i’m just sitting here miserably making ‘ngngheeeh’ sounds to myself

1 day ago  +  9 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #NGEEHHHH  #i can see now that having pizza for breakfast when i already feel like trash was a mistake

tumblr user cassandrapentaghast is a menace and an enabler

2 days ago  +  5 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #viv tag  #u monster

sorry i’m so amused by myself looking at my angry frustrated tags in my richard armitage tag:

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2 days ago  +  6 notes
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outlander takes place in such a weird liminal time where it’s not quite highlander times and it’s not quite modern

like the women still wear padded butt rolls but the men have muskets

people practice pagan rites but christians condemn them

castle leoch is made of stone but the village has cobbled streets and houses with glass windows

it’s all so strange

2 days ago  +  2 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #i mean obviously these scots are from the highlands  #but i associate highlander times with 16th century or so

i believe in lotte verbeek bc i’m self conscious about how far back my hairline is and hers is even farther back and she’s the most beautiful woman alive

2 days ago  +  2 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #bless lotte verbeek

i thought that ryouta was going to be the most lighthearted and adorable romance path so once again FUCK YOU TOO HATOFUL BOYFRIEND

3 days ago  +  1 note
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #i've had eNOUGH of this game