they’re renovating our building at work and we got new toilets and they’re so tall my feet don’t touch the floor :c

3 hours ago  +  3 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #i can't poop like this you guys :c

petition for tumblr user finnians to take me to eyebrow school

15 hours ago  +  3 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #how is this possible  #how does your face exist  #finnians  #finny tag

audrey dont click this, dnd stuff

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15 hours ago  +  6 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #adventures in dming  #become a dungeon master it will improve your life

audrey tags a pic of sbarge and luciano with ‘yes’

idk why this is making me laugh so hard but i love my sister

2 days ago  +  1 note
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #mei mei  #'yes'

i am still a salted pretzel about this so pardon me for a moment:

i’m so fucking salty about literally everything about edi’s design and the joker/edi storyline ughjgkh elongated fart noise

2 days ago  +  17 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #mass effect ts  #i worked twelve hours and now i am basically spoiling for a fight  #edi/traynor is canon for me and i will get into a physical altercation over this

hey friends if you haven’t read the hobbit, or haven’t read it in forever, and you don’t want to be spoiled, or just plain don’t care about the third movie i’ll be tagging it with ‘bofa’ as well as my hyperspecific cocktail of tolkien tags (if you don’t want to be spoiled then DEFINITELY blacklist that bc there are THINGS that happen in the final movie so. stay safe and unspoiled my little cabbages)

2 days ago  +  1 note
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #don't reblog it yo

'lui taglia il formaggio'

me laughing like a six year old

4 days ago  +  3 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #don't let me learn languages  #duolingo adventures

last weekend i watched indiana jones for the first time and it was the whitest malest nonsense that has ever been filmed, oh my god, 0/10

4 days ago  +  5 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #'let me show you how to navigate this jungle you have presumably lived near your entire life'  #'you know like the reason i hired you to be a guide'  #'i am the stubbly white protagonist trust me'  #'let me defend my statutory rape and the narrative will totally back me up'  #marion's no better though omg  #'let me show you how to handle your nepalese alcohol'  #'although this is presumably a part of your culture and not mine i will humiliate you'  #garbage movie made by garbagemen oh my god  #i'm white tag

idk why i thought i was emotionally prepared to finish me3 again it is a mystery

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4 days ago  +  2 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #leah plays mass effect  #tala shepard  #joe don't click that read more there are spoilers for me3  #discussion of extreme injury under the cut  #this was just going to be the immediate aftermath of the game AND THEN IT SORT OF SPIRALED  #the events of the citadel dlc happen about a year after the end of the war aw yissss

come sei forte!!’ duolingo you do not understand how i like to flirt

4 days ago  +  0 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #duolingo adventures  #or the type of person i like to flirt with tbh  #i spent 30 lingots on this lesson i expected better