can we just collectively as a fandom quit writing bruce banner doing medical shit, he is a nuclear physicist, the fields are so different, it’s like taking a character who canonically is a chemical engineer and writing them conducting a frickin train

yes you call them both doctor but they’re not the same thing

3 hours ago  +  16 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #this steams my fuckin clams y'all  #it's as though i were a cook and i worked my ass off to become a good cook  #and they said 'all right you're a cook... CAN YOU FARM'

this is just a reminder that mustard pretzels are delicious and you should eat some

13 hours ago  +  3 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #i just had some for the first time in like eight years and ????? they're SO GOOD  #why is this not like a primary snack  #food cw

yesterday at dnd my players were chartering passage on a boat and the rogue bluffed and said ‘we don’t have much money’ and rolled a natural 20 so i was like FINE it’s half price but only bc you rolled so well and can look like a convincing ragamuffin

and three other players were like GASP SHE ROLLED A 20!! THE CAPTAIN’S GONNA GIVE US THE SHIP! and they started waving their arms around and loudly singing ‘FREE SHIP! FREE SHIP! FREE SHIP!’ and i was so tempted to say that if they were saying these words, they were saying them in-game and their antics just fucked up the incredible bluff roll, but i was in a good mood so i let it happen

next time though

it’s going down

15 hours ago  +  6 notes
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my dm is a real hardass when it comes to staying in character and not being on your phones during play and i LOVE that and i know i’m not like the world’s greatest dm but it’s so fucking frustrating when three out of my five players are on their phones like i put so much time and effort and heart into my campaign and it’s disheartening as hell and makes me want to quit

1 day ago  +  6 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #so yeah it wasn't my best day ever  #adventures in dming  #i'm not saying everyone should silence their phone and be dead to the outside world  #but jesus it's disrespectful and it hurts

my sexuality is hyper specific when it comes to reading fanfiction bc if there isn’t exactly the right amount of pining and buildup to the sex i’m like UGH GROSS and i skip right over the squelchy parts but if there is ~longing~ and ~months of protracted desire~ i’m like yyyyeeaaaahhhhh

eta don’t reblog this i am aware of what demisexuality is lmao also it’s cool if you relate to this but do not reblog

2 days ago  +  18 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #which i guess is closer to demi???? FUCK IT FANFICTION MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN  #ps they changed the font on ao3 and i'm NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT

I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. is the best sentence i have ever read, i’m crylaughing about it all over again

3 days ago  +  10 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar

finally get home to see the first homestuck update in a year and the site is ALREADY broken, i’m so upset

3 days ago  +  75 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #so many of you had no idea that i am a homestuck  #you had NO IDEA

so i pretty heartily unrecommend all the neutrogena skin products i had previously been so excited about lmao

i was so excited about my face not being oily that i took a ‘maybe it’s just getting worse before it gets better’ philosophy toward the horrible rash the cleanser gave me on my face and neck

so um if you have sensitive skin maybe steer clear of neutrogena x-treme gentle cleanser and fresh face cleanser

4 days ago  +  9 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #i'm so pissed  #i'm looking legit elephant man levels of gross  #back to the ol drawing board

thank you everyone for your advice on cosplay!! the spiderman thing was stressing me out (getting shit in time for halloween, possibly destroying two hoodies to create one superhoodie, deciding whether i was going to go to fantasticon etc etc etc) so since i already got the cool slytherin tie i’m going to focus on draco malfoy for now and table rosy higgins spiderman ccc:

4 days ago  +  2 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #but i really do appreciate everyone's input and you have inspired me to actually put effort into malfoy lmao

this is going to sound like a sassy question but it’s NOT i’m totally earnest here okay

how do my cosplaying friends justify putting potentially a lot of money and certainly a lot of time and effort into a costume?? i’m not judging your life choices at all i’m looking for help justifying my first cosplay and on one hand i’m like ‘i really wanna assemble the rosy higgins spider-man redesign!!!’ and on the other hand i’m like ‘where am i even going to wear this to also that money could buy me hundreds of tacos’ 

how does one get started on this slippery slope

5 days ago  +  7 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #there IS a con in mke in like eight days that i could potentially strut my spidery stuff at  #but would shit even get here in time WHO KNOWS????