just saw cap 2 again and it was AT LEAST IF NOT MORE heartbreaking than the first time

7 hours ago  +  7 notes
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i got a ridiculously gorgeous dress in the mail today (bless you ebay how else would i ever afford modcloth dresses) and i’ve never really worn tea length because i’m a shrimp so now i feel like i need some sky-high heels, where do you cool people get your affordable shoes

1 day ago  +  3 notes
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ages ago i thought to myself hm before i shower should i nap, or should i work out, and i went with option c which was slackjawed refreshing of tumblr for two hours

1 day ago  +  3 notes
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some days you just gotta feel like a bad bitch and run the shower at eight million degrees while you belt the entire score of the pirate queen

1 day ago  +  8 notes
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i dreamed that finny and sierra and i moved into a beach house and we had a fun 80s cleanin-stuff-up montage

then deadpool stole my purse, and while david and i were out driving deadpool was riding a bike in front of us and i saw my jaunty little purse hanging off his shoulder - so i yelled out the window that it was my purse. we all stopped, he solemnly handed the purse back, kissed my forehead, and said ‘i love you very, very much’ before riding off again

the most surreal thing that has ever not exactly happened to me

1 day ago  +  6 notes
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whispers isabela/sigrun

2 days ago  +  7 notes
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i rode six miles this morning and i picked up a prescription for the first time in my life and i found an EVEN BETTER replacement for my discontinued chapstick and hubster and i watched predator and it’s an awesome sunday my friends

2 days ago  +  4 notes
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i had a thrilling adventure hour dream last night but my brain replaced ‘colonel tick-tock’ with ‘colonel clip-clop’ so he was a time travelling horse in the queen’s service, where is my funding

2 days ago  +  3 notes
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i just changed my razorhead for the first time since october 2012

guys

did you know

that razors remove hair

4 days ago  +  7 notes
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okay i got a slightly baffled coworker to button me up and this dress is like a CENTIMETER too small in the chest but it’s giving me amazing posture so

4 days ago  +  4 notes
tagged as:  #danger thighs  #text post superstar  #like ten years ago i read something in cosmo about how people sometimes have boob growth spurts in their mid twenties  #and i was like PLEASE GOD LET IT BE  #and now that it's happened to me i find it MOSTLY INCONVENIENT