robot penis

my-ass:

that target post is cute but their CEO gives money to anti-gay legislators and it’s one of the most violently anti-union companies in the united states

have a nice afternoon

1 month ago + 1,050 notes ( source, via )

tagged as: #welp #thank you tumblr user my-ass

internetexplorers:

all of them

1 month ago + 28,391 notes ( source, via )

tagged as: #welp

tastefullyoffensive:

[chuck&beans]

1 month ago + 6,441 notes via )

tagged as: #welp

just so you know there is a kissing booth fic for literally every fandom

2 months ago + 3 notes

tagged as: #and like a disproportionate number of drarry ones?? what the what #also a SHITLOAD of once upon a time before i realized that august's last name is booth and these fics feature kissing which is why they kept #popping up in results #welp #text post superstar

kianalvane:

beahbeah:

MY GAME GLITCHED RIGHT AS IT LOADED THE LONG WALK PORTION OF THE SUICIDE MISSION

IS THIS A PURPLE MORDIN STRETCHED ACROSS MY SCREEN?!?!??!?!

I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS CONFUSED OR TERRIFIED I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT

#moisturize me

sahushdaou8syjkndma

this

is getting way more notes than i expected

but at least now the whole internet knows that i roll team dextro and i’m a power gamer

2 months ago + 2,577 notes ( source, via )

tagged as: #welp #leah plays mass effect #also LITERALLY EVERYONE WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS MAKES THE CASSANDRA JOKE #YOU ARE ALL PERMITTED TO STOP NOW

asoiafreminders:

Friendly reminder that if Robb had traded Jaime for Sansa in the first place and married her to Loras Tyrell the North and Highgarden combined could have ended the war, and that this only didn’t happen because no one was helping a 16 year old make monumental political decisions. ✿◕‿◕✿

2 months ago + 307 notes via )

tagged as: #welp #asoiaf