fore·shad·ow
1) To show, indicate, or suggest in advance; presage.
2) Warning or indication of a certain event.

MY GAME GLITCHED RIGHT AS IT LOADED THE LONG WALK PORTION OF THE SUICIDE MISSION
IS THIS A PURPLE MORDIN STRETCHED ACROSS MY SCREEN?!?!??!?!
I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS CONFUSED OR TERRIFIED I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE DONE TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT

dev 1: you know, i hear more lady types are playing video games these days
dev 2: oh shit you’re right. we should put more stuff for them into the character creator!
dev 1: i havE JUST THE THING

dev 2: BLUE LIPSTICK
dev 2: YOU
dev 2: GENIUS
gently sobbing reminder that the saddest moment in all harry potter books is when neville subtly tucks the gum wrapper into his pocket
being mean in video games is way too hard
bbc’s frozen planet
i have to pee in a cup later for work
and i have a real issue with pee tests bc i have the WORLD’S TINIEST BLADDER and i drink a ridiculous amount of water every day
so i haven’t peed in a few hours and i think i might actually die